Redsusium

Redsusium is a hypothetical element with atomic number 2161 with symbol Sus. It is named after red being sus. The half-life for its most stable isotope, 2161Sus, is stable. the rest have half-lives between 10000 and 10000000 years, and decay red harmless light, however 2222Sus has a half life of 4 seconds, and also emits harmless red light.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE (Redsusium-2161)
This isotope makes 9 year olds act toxic. It also makes you eat a full sleeve of Oreos and then throw up on your mother's bed shortly after.

DiscordMomentium (Redsusium-2162)
This isotope triggers brain activity that makes a person say "OMG GUYS ITS RED IM ON A DISCOERD COLLL OMHGGGGGG".

Code QQQQQQ(Redsusium-2163)
this is named after the letter q being so common in among us codes, it has a half life of 12345 years

I (redsusium-2164)
this makes kids use overused names in among us, such as "i"

=== AMONG US 69 PLAYERS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOT CLICKBAIT WOW NOOB VS PRO VS GOD PAW PATROL AMONG US 78954789475895748947895479857895475 IQ PLAYS FGTEEV PIGGY TRENDY 3 AM CHALLENGE 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (aka Clickbaitium) (redsusium-2165) === this is infused in phones to attract kids to clickbait youtubers, so they make money

Beanite (sus-2166)
It is named after the among us bean players, and is a red crystal with a half life of 123456 years, and is used to decorate stuff.