List of Obamium crystals


 * Main article: Obamium

Contrary to popular belief, they are not pure Obamium as it is too radioactive, instead, it is their decay products. They are archived on this page due to their sheer quantity.

Obamid/Obama Prism
This is the most common Obamium decay product. They are formed by the decay of Obamium-926 to the diamond form of carbon, which makes them incredibly sought after. It is also actually a pyramid, and not a prism.

This is its formula:

926Ob → 13C

It forms Carbon-13 which is even rarer. They are more plentiful near Europe, the East Coast of the USA and Canada and North Africa.

Obama Cube
As they have an original higher isotope number, the Obamium forms below get much rarer. An Obama Cube is formed with the decay of Obamium-297 into silver.

927Ob → 109Ag

They are plentiful in Europe. It also forms the rarest stable silver isotope Silver-109.#

Obama Icosahedron
An Obama Icosahedron is formed when Obamium-298 decays into Gold-197, which is stable. It is the shape of an icosahedron.

928Ob → 197Au

They are plentiful in the British isles.



Obamasphere
An Obamasphere is formed when Obamium-929 decays into Platinum-198, the least abundant form of Platinum.

929Ob → 198Pt

They are plentiful in Scotland and Northern England.

It is basically Obama's head but without muscles or a working face or a slight elliptical shape.

Obomba
Obombas are the rarest Obamium crystal. They are formed when Obamium-930 decays into Uranium-234, the heaviest Obamium decay product and the rarest natural Uranium isotope.

930Ob → 234U

They are plentiful in the Scottish Highlands, which contains the most types of Obamium crystals, the reason why the Obamium Research Facility was placed here in the first place. It instantly explodes when moved by 1mm(0.03 inches) in a second, so it is best to stay away from it if possible.

Obama octahedron
The Obama Octahedron, also known as the Obama's Octahedron or even Obamiel, is an obamium crystal with little known about it. It comes from the decay of 940Ob. It is hidden in the chandeliers of the White House, and is used to power said chandeliers. It is made out of gallium-86.

940Ob → 86Ga

Obamafinity
They are plentiful in Scotland and the African plains. They are not dangerous but are extremely heavy. The reason they are so heavy is because they come from the decay of Tungsten.

936Ob → 186W

On contact with methane, they spontaneously combust, producing a sound described as "a fart with reverb" and, in the researchers' own words, "hilarious".

Obama's Lumpurium ingot
He found it and it was almost decayed but he purified it.

N-Sword


The N-Sword was found by the Timonoucitian RSRA facility. Little is known about it. It was discovered during the Coronavirus Pandemic, and the facility is hoping to learn more about the N-Sword after the pandemic is over. Preliminary research has revealed it is made of Sulfur-32. It is unstable. It should not be confused with the M-Sword, which looks the same, but is stable.

931Ob → 32S

Obama Dodecahedron
Going by many names, the Obama Dodecahedron (also known as the Obama Engram or, confusingly, Obamahedron) is a truly mighty substance. It is formed when Obamium-940 decays into carbon-13 buckminsterfullerene, making it a sub-type of Obamid/Obama Prism. It was first discovered when it fell into Reddit user NonAttorneySpokesguy's front yard. It is believed to have been an Obamid that reentered Earth's atmosphere, causing it to transform into C60. The VALKYRIE particle accelerator in the Vesta Atomic Research Institute has reproduced this effect artificially. Further details are needed on this exotic form of Obamium.

940Ob → 13C

Obama Cup
Obama Cups are formed when Obamium-1006 decays into Hydrogen-71. They are unstable crystals of obamium that explode in contact with helium. They can store Obama Water safely and Obama Water can make Obama Cups become stable.

Tesserbama
This is the first and only synthetic Obamium crystal. It is the one that killed Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas[sic] in 2020. One picture was taken of it, then the area was nuked.

Obama Stella Octangula
Obama Stella Octangula is a double obama prism. it is very rare and only found in certain parts of the world. It has a hidden JoJo reference in it.

Obama Rhombicosidodecahedron
The obama rhombicosidodecahedron is formed when Obamium-999 decays into Platinum-161. they are highly explosive.

999Ob → 161Pt

Obama Cone
Obama Cones are formed when Obamium-894 decays into Uranium-238.

Obamillion (Ob1000000)
The second most stable isotope of Obamium, it is found throughout the bedrock of the Timonoucite Empire, Canada, India and North Korea.

Obamyrid
Obamyrids are found extremely rarely in caves found in the mantle.

Multiplayer Obama Sphere
Multiplayer Obama Spheres are formed when multiple Obama Spheres are combined.

Obama Cylinder
Obama Cylinders are found when Obamium enters the Pepsi Can cave. It is not proven that the Obama Cylinder exists due to its rarity.

Obama Donut
Obama Donuts have only just been discovered by The Obamium Research Group. They have not revealed there method of creating the Obama Donut yet.

Failed Obama Prism
This is formed by the failed decay of Obamium-926 or when the Obamium explodes during creation. They are reported to be a cobalt-blue metal pyramid without any Obama appearance, despite being made of Obamium.

Obamatonium-253
Obamatonium-253 is formed when raw Obamium-253 is exposed the original Obamium.

Obama Obama
It is formed when Ob-907 decays into Stis-1942, during which an Obama statue made of Stis is created. This reaction requires temperatures on the electroweak scale, but it's "worth it" according to the Obamium Research Group.

907Ob → 1942Stis

Obama Bagel
This is a fake Obama Donut that is made out of diamond. It is not advised to attempt to eat it.

Obama Steam Machine
The Obama Steam Machine was theorised to exist in May 2020, however was proven to be real in December that year. It has no visual resemblance to an actual steam machine. (It is Ob998) It is an unstable isotope of Obamium which produces water vapour (boiled water) from itself. The water vapour normally forms due to the ejection of 2Nt nuclei reacting with Oxygen in the atmosphere, forming water vapor as the  2Nt nuclei become  2H, or deuterium. The Obamium loses one neutron, one proton and one electron to form Matvienium. This reacts with O16 too, however, the oxygen, already reacted with water, becomes O18. This reacts with Hydrogen and becomes a heavy water steam (H22O18), which finally crystallizes into an N-Sword. The remaining Obama Steam Machine (actually Matvienium) decays after 9,900,999 years into regular Oxygen-16.

998Ob + 16O → 18O

M-Sword
M-swords were recently discovered. They were found to be inside the metal of many normal and even toy swords. However, happily it is stable, but the isotope Ob998 is not. It should not be confused with the N-Sword, its radioactive counterpart.

998Ob

Obama Spawner
Obama Spawners were discovered in 2019 by Memetastic. Obama Swords are formed when Obamium-464 falls into a portal to the Minecraft dimension and into a Minecraft Dungeon. Are one of the rarest types of Obamium

Obama Blender
Obama Blenders form when Obamium-678 is blended.

Blue obamium
Blue obamium forms when obamium-729 is liquified and then mixed with blue paint and stirred very fast. It will form this substance and can be made solid by freezing it. It is somehow very (but not completely) stable.

Obama gun
It is unknown how this was created, but it is likely some sort of crystal of an obamium isotope.

O-Sword
O-Swords are similar to N-swords and are formed when Obamium-891 decays into Polonium-210 and is melted then refrozen. It will form this.

891Ob → 210Po

Obamium water generator
Obamium water generators are formed when water is poured onto stabilized obamium, and then it is covered in Ob-819 and then it will sit there for a while until the Ob-819 decays into a crystal. This is what is formed.

Truncated Obama Cube
Truncated Obama Cubes form when an Obama Cube is covered in oil and salt and thrown into water. It will truncate. Truncated Obama Cubes are highly dangerous and are more radioactive and acidic than over 99% of substances. They are also a biohazard. Only 3 have been formed and 2 were destroyed because they were deemed too dangerous.

Obamastone
The Obamastone is a type of obamium that is formed when obamium decays into Photonobamine-411.

They are highly dangerous and can explode with a yield of 50 kilotons(>3 ) of TNT if it comes into contact with the following substances:

This makes the obamastone extremely dangerous and it has only been formed in labs.

Obama chungus
It is a crystal formed from Obamium and Chungusium.

Obama tetrahedron
You cut the Obama Stella Octangula in half, boom bam tetrahedron.

DIObamium
An obamium with DIO's hair and headband, formed when any obamium comes in contact with vampire blood created from the obama chungus' urine. it can turn you in to a obamium structure once you step on it, watch out. there are only two DIObamium that exists, miners are still searching for more and researchers are still researching. Footage will be kept away from the public until further notice. One of the DIObamium is located in User:Delrosev2029's lab.

Tall Obama Tetrahedron
TOTs are formed when an obama tetrahedron is stretched to be very tall. these are so unstable they can only exist for up to 69.420696969 milliseconds. There are only 42 frames of footage. the chance of one forming from stretching an obama tetrahedron is 1 in 420,000.

Obama Small Stellated Dodecahedron
No picture or footage available. Formed when obamium 1174 decays into uranium 238. half life of 0.69 microseconds. other info is classified and there were only 420 of them ever created.

Obama Great Stellated Dodecahedron
No picture or footage available. Formed when decays into. half life of 0.80085 microseconds.

Obama Hemisphere
This is what is formed when an obama sphere is sliced in half. There's literally nothing else to it, except that it will make an explosion equal to 250 megatons of tnt.

Obama SemiHemiSphere
This is impossible. Would be formed if an obama semisphere was cut in half before exploding, but technological limitations prevent this from being formed. Hypothetically would just make a giant explosion.

Stabilized Obamium Crystals
Crystals can be stabilized.

O-Blade
O-Blades are similar to O-swords, however they are sharp and are also stable. They are formed when an O-Sword is stabilized.

Obama Rhombicosidodecahedron
They are formed when Ob-1420 decays into Polonium-210. They are also very stable, and can last 3 years before decaying.

Only 69 of them have been made.

White Obama Cube
This is formed when an obama cube has negative mass.

Actual Obama Prism
Not an obama pyramid. Any triangular prism of obamium or its decay products that can be considered an obama prism, however is NOT a pyramid.

Svea-Obamium
If obamium is synthesized in sweden, then decays into any crystal, it will have the colors of the swedish flag. This does not happen anywhere else.

White Obama Sphere
This is formed when an obama sphere has negative mass.