Obamium

Obamium, triunbium (Tub), or tri- is a hypothetical element with the symbol Ob and the atomic number 312. It is named after, an American attorney and politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. The most stable isotope, $4$Ob has a half-life of about 48 milliseconds.

Synthesis
In 2019, a group of people, including Guyihiogfjbejkvgfjem vnhefjhvbhrfcjejgcvhilergvhj9orfbv o[repkjhbvi0odgvhuic0=poihjgviop=\oihjgvcfto0tydr8UYTUR*O&TRYET%^&*&^RY%ETYUIOLHGJFDXTY*PUYFGDCXGVHJKLO:LDSRTY^(TURYE%^&*U(IOHGVCBXVDGRTU^(*)6TUR5678976TRYE5672890-765ERTWYI78065REY6789076TRDHFGJKILO; in a facility in the Scottish Highlands(UN Obamium Research Facility) chose to break apart the crystal lattice of the newly discovered element 314, Vykhinozhulebinium using photons, which emitted 2 protons, one of which emitted a positron and turned into a neutron, quickly forming, a isotope. The remaining element, known as Obamium after former US president.

The Obamium Research Group
Upon discovering Obamium, a group of people have formed an Obamium research group, focusing on Obamium and the newly discovered Yonathium. They have made some significant discoveries about Obamium such as its crystals. On the 3rd of October, 2019, scientist Dr. Victor Gongitchstein experimented with one of the decayed products of Obamium and managed to find the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. 3 months later, another scientist by the name of Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas[sic] discovered the once thought impossible Tesserbama, however, he was found dead with his skin completely vaporized due to such power, and so research on Tesserbama was never started upon again.

Findings
Obamium is one of the most difficult elements to receive a neutral isotope due to its quick radioactive decay sequence. Though its half life is 48 milliseconds, its invocation may impact for eight years due to its radiation. Once stabilized and decayed, it can be in its most basic form as a brown malleable solid capable of conducting electricity, which in that form is used to create a special type of electric conductor that can allow the passage of electrons 23.5% faster than silver. Inventions that use such are those that need very high energy, such as the Mecha Wheelchair and the cyber I.S.I.S tank.

Compounds of the element may prove harmful towards humans, or may be incompatible to the point of a reaction that may cause fatal damage or at the very least a permanent and gouging mark upon one’s epidermis, eventually searing towards the insides and tear veins. When other elements form together with Obamium into compounds, they’re usually enduring, yet provide no real use other than conductivity. Governmentite, or Obamium Oxide, is the only compound to be found in abundance on earth, providing negative effects towards human health. Obamium and Osamium (Osamabinladium) is a theoretical compound due to the depletion of the latter element, however, the reaction between them is particularly violent.

Once heated to be malleable, crystallized, stable Obamium can be constructed into solid forms for analyzation of its surfaces under a microscope. The most common form for analyzation is a sphere, since it conducts less energy for more formal testing. The best conductor is the Obamium pyramid (Obamid), due to its point of focus.

Crystals

 * Main article: List of Obamium crystals

Contrary to popular belief, they are not pure Obamium as it is too radioactive, instead, it is their decay products. The major crystals are listed below.

Obamid/Obama Prism
This is the most common Obamium decay product. They are formed by the decay of Obamium-926 to the diamond form of carbon, which makes them incredibly sought after.

This is its formula:

926Ob → 13C

It forms Carbon-13 which is even rarer. They are more plentiful near Europe, the East Coast of the USA and Canada and North Africa.

Obama Cube
As they have an original higher isotope number, the Obamium forms below get much rarer. An Obama Cube is formed with the decay of Obamium-297 into silver.

927Ob → 109Ag

They are plentiful in Europe. It also forms the rarest stable silver isotope Silver-109.

Obama Icosahedron
An Obama Icosahedron is formed when Obamium-298 decays into Gold-197, which is stable. It is the shape of an icosahedron.

928Ob → 197Au

They are plentiful in the British isles.



Obamasphere
An Obamasphere is formed when Obamium-929 decays into Platinum-198, the least abundant form of Platinum.

929Ob → 198Pt

They are plentiful in Scotland and Northern England.

It is basically Obama's head but without muscles or a working face or a slight elliptical shape.

Obomba
Obombas are the rarest Obamium crystal. They are formed when Obamium-930 decays into Uranium-234, the heaviest Obamium decay product and the rarest natural Uranium isotope.

930Ob → 234U

They are plentiful in the Scottish Highlands, which contains the most types of Obamium crystals, the reason why the Obamium Research Facility was placed here in the first place. It instantly explodes when moved by 1mm(0.03 inches) in a second, so it is best to stay away from it if possible.

Despacitobamium
An obamium representing the figure of the Despacito spider from . The Despacitobamium forms when an Obomba comes in contact with a stressed "daddy long legs" spider, then the Obomba detonates an estimate of 35 megatons of TNT inside the cave after it will release its first cry "Alexa this is so sad play Despacito". The despacitobamium is available to the public at a price of $69,420,360. Its uses are slapping at a speed of mach 69 when an intruder disturbs its owner's territory, a pet, medicine for all sicknesses, and lastly a nuclear core for an ICBM (InterContinental Ballistic Missile). there are currently 2,145 around the world kept in a private laboratory located somwhere in Hiroshima, Japan. Researchers say that it can sing Luis Fonsi's "Despacito" fully without any mistakes when requested and can answer any question just like google assistant, amazon echo, and siri without relying on anything (answers are answered after 0.1 miliseconds).

N-Obamium
An obamium crystal used for creating the great and powerful N-word pass. The N-Obamium is formed once it is close to an event wherein one man roasts another man with "Franklin" in its name. Its appearance is similar to "Lamar" from a video game called "Grand Theft Auto V" but molded into a UNO reverse card. Its features is not only for the N-word pass, it is also used to create large projectiles that are launched from a railroad gun. To craft the n-word pass using the N-Obamium method, you will need:

1 cheemsburger with hampymeel

2 pcs of diamond water

DIO's diary

altar made from gold, your poop, and quartz

Procedure:

[1] place your cheemsburger and hampymeel at the back of the altar

[2] pour the diamond water on the altar

[3] read DIO's diary

[4] claim the N-word pass from the hands that gave it to you.

Aside from its powerful feature, there are only 2 N-Obamium crystals that existed. the other has been converted already into the N-word pass while the other was destroyed by a nearby exploding Obomba turning into a Despacitobamium.

The Presidental Debate (ObTuBid)
This compound makes people lose braincellls, eating petergriffinium revertes this effect

The obligatory obama chungus (ObYmi) (obamium-yomamium)
A sculpture of big chungus created from obamium and yomamium. It can eat you if you are not careful. Watch out F..png'']]

Decay
Should Obamium be exposed, it will decay. The following examples use 926Ob.

Alpha
In alpha decay, Obamium-926 becomes Omanium-922, the most stable isotope of Omanium.

$926$Ob → $926 312$On + $922 310$He

Beta
In beta decay, Obamium-926 becomes Trumpium-926.

$4 2$Ob → $926 312$On + $926 313$e$0 -1$

Disposal
There is an inner core of pure Obamium because there is too much pressure for the particles in decay. The best way to dispose of an Obamium crystal is to cut off a layer no thicker than 5mm long and wait at least a week for the Obamium atoms to decay.

In popular culture
This page is the most visited on the Fandomium wiki, due to the Obamium meme and the meme on the right. (Just beware, sometimes Mumbaia and Lumpurium may go ahead in page views)

Documentaries

 * Obamium wikipedia.jpgMain article: List of documentaries and videos about Obamium

Obamium's mysteries have spawned several documentaries and videos about its existence.