Lumpurium

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 is an element with the symbol Lmp and the atomic number 1600. It is named after. Like all elements after (excluding anomalies), has no stable isotopes. Its most stable isotope is $4000$Lmp. It is not found in nature and it can only be created inside a laboratory.$4000$Lmp has a half-life of about 42⅙ minutes.

Synthesis
In 2017, Lim1345 was using his own computer when its keyboard started to burst into flames. After the rather small fire, a shocking thing was found. The keyboard turned into a Titanium-like metal which emitted 1600 .After that incident, Lim1345 started to do research about that unknown element.After that,Lim1345 found out that it was Unhexnilnilium,A element that its protons look alike as .It was named Lumpurium, which it was where the incident happened;.

LRG (Lumpurium Research Group)
Upon discovering Lumpurium,Lim1345 and his friends created a new research group which was called LRG, or Lumpurium Research Group, focusing on how did Lumpurium and its relatively close link to , Obamium and formed. The LRG group have made some overwhelming discoveries about Lumpurium such as its crystals and its closely related link to ,Obamium and. On the 1st of September, 2020,Lim1345 experimented with one of the decayed products of Lumpurium and managed to find the crystalline structure of the Lumpurime. 3 months later, another member of the LRG discovered the almost impossible Lumpurifiniti, which was told fake in the world. However, his body was frozen because of Lumpurinfiniti's infinity powers, so Lim1345 had to defreeze him and make a special suit that was completely impossible to harm from Lumpurinfiniti.

Map
There are 22 LRG labs in the world, which is seen in the map below.

Team Members
There are 503 members of LRG, spreaded all across the world. There are 478 users active during the period.

User001:Lim1345
User:Lim1345

The leader of LRG. Real name is unknown. It is the user Lim1345.

User002:Syvzeiki1123
User:Syvzeiki1123

The co-leader of LRG. Seems to be closely related to Lim1345.

User003:Doctor LMP-1
Real name is unknown. The team calls him LMP-1.

User004:Lim2456
Lim1345's little sister.

User005:CoFounder
Real Name unknown. Cofounder of LRG.

User006:Doctor T
A mad scientist. Likes to discover more radioactive elements. One of the greatest finds are Arabium, Malaysiaum, Inzium and Turkum.

User007:FANDOMer
Helps to edit Lumpurium on Fandom.

User008:Commentor
Comments on recent discoveries.

User014:Radioactived Doctor
Once struck by a pure Lumpurium and became radioactive.

User056:Logan Hiner
The top reporter for the LRG. Used to be a spy of CIA.

User057:Indian Srange
A reporter from the LRG.

User058:Roddy Red
A reporter from the LRG.

User059:Bobby Blue
A reporter from the LRG.

User152:Doctor Hubert
Not very clever, dead by 22-11-2020. Once accused of stealing a Lumpur-Obama.

User153:Doctor Karl
Companion of Doctor Hubert.

User154:Doctor Hobart
He replaced Doctor Hubert after his death.

User191:LMP-SC
Controller of User192-217.

User192:LMP-SCA
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User193:LMP-SCB
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User194:LMP-SCC
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User195:LMP-SCD
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User196:LMP-SCE
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User197:LMP-SCF
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User198:LMP-SCG
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User199:LMP-SCH
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User200:LMP-SCI
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User201:LMP-SCJ
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User202:LMP-SCK
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User203:LMP-SCL
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User204:LMP-SCM
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User205:LMP-SCN
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User206:LMP-SCO
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User207:LMP-SCP
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User208:LMP-SCQ
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User209:LMP-SCR
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User210:LMP-SCS
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User211:LMP-SCT
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User212:LMP-SCU
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User213:LMP-SCV
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User214:LMP-SCW
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User215:LMP-SCX
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User216:LMP-SCY
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User217:LMP-SCZ
The top scientist of LRG. Identity unknown.

User297:Guard Planner
Propose plans for User300.

User298:Material Proposer
Proposes every material to create the ultimate machine to defend the facility.

User299:Gateway Mechanic
Helps User300 to create the ultimate machine to defend the facility.

User300:Doctor Guard
The protector. Knows the top ways to defend the facility from intruders.

User301:Protector
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User301:Protector1
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User302:Protector2
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User303:Protector3
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User304:Protector4
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User305:Protector5
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User306:Protector6
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User307:Protector7
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User308:Protector8
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User309:Protector9
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User310:Protector10
The protector. Is User300's henchmen.

User411:Teen
Name unknown. May be the one who stole the Lumpubite.

User412:Investigator Tan
Top investor for LRG. He is busy investigating the "Lumpubite Case".

User413:Hack master
Known for hijacking every computer virus.

User499:Kepler-1229b
He helped clean and repair this page. The discoverer of prodigymathgamium, many lumpurium compounds and a scam involving malaysiaum.

User500:BSMMedia
User:BSMMedia helped Lim1345 admit that Lumpurium was not made out of one and one  atom.

User501:Delrosev2029
He helped clean up messes with User:LimpBlimp384

User502:LimpBlimp384
He cleans up with User:Delrosev2029.

User503:Lixxide
-French-

Brown Lumpurium
The image of the Lumpurium is very brown, because it used to be. But when the Prodigymathgamium bond breaks, the colour of the Lumpurium gets orange and it cannot get out, even when the lumpurium decays.

Findings
Lumpurium is the most difficult element to receive a scientific isotope due to its quick and uneven radioactive blaze and mass changes.Though it’s half life is 42 minutes, it puzzled scientists for 1.3 million years.Once stabilized and decayed, it can be in its most basic form as a cyan solid capable of conducting high levels of electricity, which in that form is used to create a special type of a megavolt electric conductor that can allow the passage of electrons 99.5% faster than .Inventions that use such are those that need very high energy, such as the megavolt wires,but it only had been used since 2020.The compounds of the element may not be harmful towards humans and animals, but it may break.When other elements collide into Lumpurium compounds,It will form some unique crystals which may form into the mysterious and undiscovered element, lumpurium II, thatdangicebergium, or Lumpurium Diodmtvkerivitlovus, is the only compound to be found in abundance on earth,which is in in .It may provide negative effects towards human health. The Lumpubite and the Lumpucube are crystal compounds due to the compressure with labuanium,so those crystals are super dangerous.Once heated to be malleable, crystallized, unstable lumpurium can be suprisingly constructed into solid forms for analyzation of its surfaces under a microscope. The most common form for analyzation is a cube, since it conducts less energy for more formal testing. The best conductor is the Lumpuood, due to its point of focus.

History
In 2021, the LRG discovered the oldest piece of Lumpurium ever decayed. It was dated back to the stone age.

The Stone Age
It was back in the stone age when it was mistaken for stone in Africa. they used to burn it, but most of it exploded, so they stopped using it.

The Bronze Age
It was mixed with to make an alloy which hardness is 9.9 in the mohs scale.

Ancient Egypt
A chunk of was mistaken for trumpium (which was called triuntrium at that time), was brought by King Tutankhamun. It ether exploded or leaked gas, which killed him.

Roman Empire
A coin was made from 99.999% pure lumpurium. But after they knew, it decayed. After that, it vanished until...

World War I and II
It was mostly used for weapons due to its high radioactivity.

Renown to the world
Go to its synthesis to know about this part.

Its Relationship with, obamium and
It has a strong relationship with, obamium and. It is an newly discovered effect which is called thelumpurium effect. This effect can merge one cell of, obamium and into lumpurium. And recent studies show that lumpurium has a few, obamium and cells and because of that it is less radioactive.

Compounds
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Crystals
Contrary to popular belief, they are not pure Lumpurium. Instead, it is their decay products. It is the second elements which has crystals, after Obamium. The LRG will not disclose their formulas since they are kept top secret.

Lumpurime
This is the most common Lumpurium decay product. They are formed by the decay of Lumpurium-436 and ,which makes it very unstable. It forms a undiscovered decay product of ,which is -?? which is the rarest decay in the world. They are more plentiful near ,the and.

Lumpuood
Lumpurium crystals are all rare. A Lumpuood is formed with the decay of lumpurium-1 into -56.They are plentiful in and. It also forms the only stable decay product of lumpurium.

Lumpucube
An Lumpucube is formed when Lumpurium-800 decays into labuanium-1173, so it is super radioactive. They are plentiful in and.

Lumpubite
Lumpubite are the rarest Lumpurium crystal. They are formed when Lumpurium-1120 decays into labuanium-12, the heaviest lumpurium decay product and the rarest natural labuanium isotope. They are plentiful in, which contains the most types of lumpurium crystals which is the reason why the LRG and Lim1345's house was placed here. It instantly teleports when touched by any element (And YOUR hand) in a second (excluding Neutronium), so it is best to stay away from it if possible. It is mostly kept in a bottle. .

Lumpu1345
Lumpu1345 is an Lumpurium crystal with little known about it. It comes from the decay of Lumpurium-1300. It is hidden somewhere in Lim1345's house, and it is said to stabilize the whole world; which may be the reason of.

Lumpuinfiniti
They are plentiful in, the Timonocite Empire and. They are not dangerous but are extremely light. The reason they are so light is because they come from the decay of lumpurium-1 and -2.

Lumpuluna
This is the second most common Lumpurium decay product. They are formed by the decay of Lumpurium-284 and 2019ium-2019,which makes it very unstable. They are more plentiful near, the and.

Lumpur-Obama
Rare crystal found on planet Lim-1345. Tastes like chicken.

Lumpurnewuser
Rare crystal found on planet Lim-1345. Named after a lot of new users.

Lumpurlumpurlumpur
Basically it is just.

LumpurXcat
Looks like a rotten egg. Smells like a dead cat.

Lump
A crystal that appears to be a pile of rubbish. Has a hole that leads to nowhere. If you go in it (don't try this), you will be time travelled to the year 6543 where Earth is destroyed by an asteroid and you are tied up so you can't run and you'll die.

Failumpurium
Forms when lumpurium-1 fails to decay into -56.Its properties are so unstable that no data has been found. It most likely don't even exist for a mere second.

Mobiusstrip Lumpurium
It forms when Lumpurium-1 decays into -59 or when you freeze lumpurium-1600. It is named after the Mobius Strip, which its shape is like. You can find it naturally and easily, because it has a half life of 91000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years, so it formed within the Big bang, which scientists at the LRG predicts. You can form your own Mobiusstrip Lumpurium by freezing Lumpurium-1600 within -45℃ to -169℃. You can destroy it by using alkali metals like, , and other more. It will destroy it until it decays into normal.

Purlump
Purlump is brilliant, sparkly, and rare. It is yellow and sometimes purple. You can use it to harness the power of the sun and it can pinpoint that power anywhere you want for ultimate destruction. It was first found on.

Tokyolumpium
Forms when Lumpurium-1600 decays rapidly into Tokyium-2051. It was first found in one of the Tokyo Olympic stadium. It might be the reason why the 2020 Olympics was posponed.

Doctor Hubert's BIG mistake
After discovering Lumpur-Obama, he was fascinated. At night, he snuck in and stole one Lumpur-Obama. The next day, the group told him to try to eat a Lumpur-Obama. He said it tasted like chicken. After that, he went incautious. After he woke up, he was crushed to death immediately. Scientists found his body floating near. It could be the signal for life in Mars. Or that is there is life on that might not like people.

Reason of death of Doctor Hubert
Crushed by an unknown thing.

Miscalculation of its most stable isotope, $4000$Lmp
As we know, BSMMedia calculated half-life, which is 42 minutes. But recent studies show that it may have a 42⅙ minute and a 42⅐ minute half-life, because of the Earth's rotation.

Here's a precise chart: Table source:Lim1345 and LRG members.

As that result says, it is the first element to have a seasonal half-life. And the Christmas half-life? That's the Christmas half-life effect.

Decay chain of $4000$Lmp
α=Alpha Decay

β=Beta deca n=neutron emission

+n=neutron capture

p=proton emission

+p=proton capture

Chain
↗αSwanium-3944 → +2pLumpurium-3944 → +56n → Lumpurium-4000 ↙+3p, +24n

↘β Ayodhyum-3999 → bHeatwavium-4022 → bCutbij-4024

The Badass Prank of Lumpubite, 2/1/2021
The worst Lumpurium prank happened on February 1, 2021; which we know. It was a faithful day when a teen which was about years old snuck into the LRG's research facility and stole a Lumpubite. As we know, after you touch any part of an Lumpubite, it will teleport. After the teen touched it, it immediately teleported away, out of the facility. Then, the members tried to locate the Lumpubite. But they didn't know where it was it until some guy in London dialed the LRG and reported that they found some alien-like substance. The CIA came and grabbed that Lumpubite and it exploded, killing everybody within 1 km. People in 5 km away started to feel strange because they had some Favoritethingsium on them.

Disposal
It mostly doesn't need to be disposed, because it has a lot of uses. Its only disposal is when the decays into, so you need to throw away it because it may lead to power shortages. You need to dispose of it until it decays away. Do not throw it into the trashcan as it will decay into Trashcanium and explode instantly. A rather funny way to dispose of it is to send a spaceship to launch it to, which will decay into by the help of  and  particles. Do not try this because it formed the Great Red Spot. If we did this on, it would become the next. It is also known to cause solar flares and polar changes.

Can you buy ?
You can buy. It needs a special coupon (called the Lmp coupon) to buy it. A example of a Lmp coupon is shown below.

In popular culture
It has caught a lot of attention. Some factories like to illegally use Lumpurium, so there's a team called SULIT or the Stop Using Lumpurium Illegally Team which can arrest illegal Lumpurium users. If caught, you'll be sentenced to jail for 5 years.

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