Shrekium

Shrekium is the element with an atomic number of 1000. It is very (although not completely) stable as its most stable isotope, Shrekium-2000, has a half-life of about 1 googolplexian (a googol is 10100, a googolplex is 1010 100, a googolplexian is 1010 10 100 ) years, making it a way more stable than. It was discovered by MrKathooloo on 20 March 2020 and is named because only a being as amazing and beautiful as Shrek deserves element 1000 being named after him.

Isotopes and data

 * 1998Shrek has a hardness of 9.8 on the moh's scale and a half-life of 0.01 femtoseconds.
 * 1999Shrek has a hardness of 9.9999314 on the moh's scale and a half-life of 0.000001313 femtoseconds. It causes depression when looking at for five seconds and death if you smell for an hour.
 * 2000Shrek has a hardness of 10.2 on the moh's scale and a half-life of googolplexian (10googolplex) years.
 * 2001Shrek has a hardness of 0.9 on the moh's scale and a half-life of googol (10100) years.
 * 2014Shrek has a hardness of 10.75 on the moh's scale and a half-life of three centuries.
 * 2027Shrek has a hardness of 8.73 on the moh's scale and a half-life of one trillion years.
 * 2030Shrek has a hardness of 11.2 on the moh's scale and a half life of two quadrillion (2x1015) years. It causes pure amazement when looked at.
 * 2530Shrek has a hardnesss of 32.67 on the mohs scale and a half life of 10googolplex -1 years, making it the second most stable isotope of shrekium.
 * Shrek4200 has a hardness of 21.94 on the mohs scale and a half-life of 67.321577903 femtoseconds, and only forms when the "Bomb"baia forms. It is a decay product of Mb7900.
 * Shrek7777 has a hardness of infinity on the moh's scale and a half life of exactly one year. It costs a googolplexian dollars and after looking you will become lucky as long as it does not become the fifth state of matter, called oliguanaa. When three Shrek7777 collide, one becomes oliguanaa, one becomes Depressium, and one becomes PewDiePium. Once an atom becomes oliguanaa, all living beings within a million quadrillion Planck lengths will die of oliguanesentery, a type of dysentery.
 * Shrek3,000,000has a hardness of 12 on the moh's scale and a half-life of 1 divided by zero years. The true amount of years is undefined.
 * Shrek50,000,000,000,000,000,000 is the only isotope capable of melting (at 60,000,000° centigrade/celsius), has a hardness of 6.7 on the Moh's scale, causes pure amazement,
 * 10 10 100 Shrek is the only isotope other than Shrek7777 that could turn into olidsliquidasgaslmap. (at -1000000° centigrade/celsius), has a hardness of -0.3 on the Moh's scale, and will change the temperature to -999999° within the radius of a quadrillion light years.

Interesting Facts

 * Shrekium is stronger than diamond and has a Moh's scale of 10.2.
 * Shrekium1998 can be made into an artificial onion, although it mostly has other nutrients. When you make Shrekium-1998 into an onion, it becomes stable.
 * Doctors suggest that you should have 2.5 milliliters of Shrekium1998 and 1 microliter of Shrekium2030 per 64 years. However, this usually adds up because all the water we drink adds up with all of the tiny pieces of shrekium already in it.
 * Shrekium is the heaviest element that can be produced by supernovae.
 * Shrekium can be divided into layers, each layer being different level of radioactive, becoming more radioactive as you go inwards.
 * Shrekium2030and Shrek50,000,000,000,000,000,000 are known to cause nearby humans to enter a state of pure amazement, and must therefore be handled with care.
 * Shrek1999 is known to cause humans to become depressive, forever, and also has to be handled with care.
 * A shrekium crystal is made up of layers of different isotopes, just like an ogre, which has layers.

Related pages

 * Bimillennium